- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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