How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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hi dave

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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