What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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