whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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