Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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