- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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