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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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