- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

i just wrote this so hard

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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