- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.