- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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