So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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