What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Your mam is so fat.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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