A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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I can't see my forehead

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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This sentence is false.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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