What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Gorden Brown.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Toaster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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