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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

^that joke a piece of shit

my friend is gay hes gay

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

shut up iggy

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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