Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Justin Bieber got laid

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Shut the cork up!

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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