yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Anti Joke

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