The BCS

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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