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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

where do you find sunglasses at? the store