- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

baskets

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Roey Jegen

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

How do you hold someone in suspense?

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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