What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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