- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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