- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Black people

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Yes.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

knock knock ... no one was in

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