Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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