A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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penis

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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