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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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kiss me?

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Tell you something funny.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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