Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

I said I hate niiggers

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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