Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's funnier than 24? 25

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is long and black The unemployment line

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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