- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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