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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Jews

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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