- Anti Joke

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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