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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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involved parents.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

YES! EXACTLY!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Ebola

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

poop is very very yummy.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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