whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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poo is yummy

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Tim and Eric

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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I have a crush on my dad.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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