What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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