- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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