Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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