Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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