- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Maturity is a virtue.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

This is a joke

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

guess what? chicken butt.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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