what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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