Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

luke moore cant pull it back

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

your mum

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

ass in my face ? no

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Butt Sex.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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