- Anti Joke

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

1+1 =? Too

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

women's rights.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!