your father died

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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I ponder

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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