- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Nock Nock It's open.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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