- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Women's rights.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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