A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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