What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Pinus Testicles

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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