Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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