- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock. come in.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

whats 2+2? 4

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Stephen Walking.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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