What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why did the jew die Really...

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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