Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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poo is yummy

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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