- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Womens rights

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Your mums a penis joke.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

I've got a dig bick

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Iggy Azalea

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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